Another Open Letter To The Snow Fairy

Dear Snow Fairy,

You're really starting to piss me off. Before I was just annoyed with you. I mean you shit all over my Christmas. You shit all over my New Years and now you are just getting a little to close to my vacation departure.

If you even come near Kansas City International Airport or Chicago O'Hare on or around Feb. 5, 2010 I will send my attack dog (pictured above) after you. You will be sorry!

I'm not playing either. I mean it! You aren't just right, you need to be exterminated!

You have made me reach the highest level of pisstivity!

Back off Snow Fairy!

Signed,
Not a fan of you at all!