Tampon Heads!

We are home from Thailand ... actually been home for a couple weeks and life is just now starting to settle in again.

When I left I had turned over some of my job duties to someone who had been promoted ... then when I got back I found out that they couldn't handle the "new" job duties - so I am back to doing the extra work I was doing when I left ... BUT the company I work for is doing the right thing and making it worth my while. Plus, I have one hell of a boss who I would do anything for because she is fair and very caring about her employees. That my friend I know is a rare, rare find. Not to mention that I am a BIG pain in the ass to supervise because I am a hot head and she is the only one that would put up with me!

I didn't really miss much while I was gone ... EXCEPT for the Monkey (our grandson). He and I went to a Children's Play Museum this weekend.In the space room they had helmets that you could wear. Well he looked cute in his, but mine ... well ...as you can see I look like a tampon head! Monkey forced me to wear it, after all how can you get into a space ship without a helmet ... but alas no Scotty ever beamed us up!

He threw the golf balls in the ball room at the walls. He drank water from the tugboat floating pool and last but not least he threw sand at two other little Monkeys in the sand room.

But boy did we have fun!

Slow Internet in Thialand!

I know I told everyone that I would blog while on vacation, but the internet sucks big time over here and it takes way to much time to post anything :( so I will wait till I get back and post some. I am also looking forward to catching up with everyone's blogs!

See you soon!

Leaving The Country

We're leaving tomorrow for a few days. While we are gone we thought we may try to write an online journal so our friends and family can keep up with us,
Click Here if you would like to join us!



I thought I would do a little hunting before I left .... I'm pretty sure that she is the Snow Fairy but I'm NOT positive. You can tell me if I was right or wrong when I get back in the Spring!!!

Lay Back And Enjoy The Stress

Our vacation starts in a week. This will be our third trip to Thailand. It's a hidden treasure. People ask us all the time, "Why go there". I will be posting pictures and keeping a journal while we are gone so maybe some of those questions will be answered. Once our feet hit the airport floor in Bangkok, Mrs. Monkey and I become carefree and work free.

BUT the flight there is just another reason that one would choose to drink antifreeze. Mrs. Monkey is afraid of heights AND she is always late for everything. Me, I am early for everything and I can fly with NO problems. This causes the stress of "getting to ones desired location" HELL - and I mean the Lord of Darkness has his cover blown in the car when we are driving to the airport. We are always there on time, but BARELY!!! Mrs. Monkey is all stressed about setting foot in a tin can and flying and I am pissed because Mrs. Monkey is dragging ass. Then once we get on the plane in Kansas City we get the pleasure of visiting and changing planes at Chicago O'hare Airport. Seriously, it is the WORST airport in the world. I would rather smash my breasts with a mallet then go to that airport, but it's a shorter flight to get to Thailand so one must pay a due for that. Then from there we board the plane for a 18, yes EIGHTEEN hour flight to Japan. The last leg of the trip from Japan to Bangkok is five hours.

For now I will just lay back and enjoy the stress...

Nasty Burger King King

People who need to be Stabbed: That scary looking Burger King King. I'd stab him in the neck with a pitchfork in a New York minute.

Does anyone else find this guy just downright creepy. I mean seriously, he doesn't even come close to luring me to Burger King.

Like Willy Wonka (who when you stop and think about it he was always around little boy lumpas) I'm thinking that Mr. Burger King King is a child molester with a crown!

And what in sweet 8 lb baby Jesus name is that in his beard?!

Public Service

I could never in a million years do any kind of job in the government arena. I mean seriously, there is not a time of day or a breath you take, when there isn't someone pissed off at you or judging you. I know we all bitch and moan, hell even I do ... and I am very glad we live in a country that allows us to state or views and frustrations. But damn - can you even start to imagine what it's like to live in the shadow of the opinions of the World Media and American Public?! I know, I know, there are those that say that they CHOOSE to live their lives in politics and they have to accept what they get. Honestly, I have issues with that statement. It's like someone telling me that, well Monkey you CHOOSE to be Gay (even though it's a DNA issue) so you must deal with the opinions of others. I didn't choose to be gay, just as people in public service didn't choose to want to help people and make a difference in the world - no matter what beliefs they have even if they differ from mine. It's in their blood.

This is why I want to say that Cindy McCain has some character. I mean she is married to one of the most influential men in our government today. A man that will go down in the history books for so many reasons. A Republican who still has the courage to step up against Prop 8. She is taking a brave step to show that she does support gay rights and not afraid to let people know it.

You made the right choice Mrs. McCain and thank you.

Another Open Letter To The Snow Fairy

Dear Snow Fairy,

You're really starting to piss me off. Before I was just annoyed with you. I mean you shit all over my Christmas. You shit all over my New Years and now you are just getting a little to close to my vacation departure.

If you even come near Kansas City International Airport or Chicago O'Hare on or around Feb. 5, 2010 I will send my attack dog (pictured above) after you. You will be sorry!

I'm not playing either. I mean it! You aren't just right, you need to be exterminated!

You have made me reach the highest level of pisstivity!

Back off Snow Fairy!

Signed,
Not a fan of you at all!